ABOUT ME

can likely drink you under the table (unless your name is roger). prone to clumsiness. trips a lot. likes cranberries, daisies, and the fair. shops at piggly wiggly when available. listens to shit music when no one's around. addicted to vanilla trainwrecks. sarcastic. stays out late. hates change. is a workaholic. looks older than she is. falls for the wrong guy. drinks way too much sweet tea. enjoys reading, drawing, and cuddling. is totally awesome. owns twelve pairs of jeans. has no wisdom teeth. is a vocabulary nazi. is messy, silly, and a damn liberal. keeps her fingernails short. procrastinates like no other. loves her roomie. easily amused. dislikes raisins, being cold, and not being able to see the stars. likes her whiskey straight. keeps her friends close and her enemies closer. can't do long-distance anything. tips well. thinks coffee is better with cream. and ten packets of sugar. won't hesitate to tell you what she really thinks. hates it when people leave. can talk decently when she chooses. loves well water, the smell of fresh-cut grass, and red wine. appreciates theater, symphonies, and opera, adores piano music, lives in t-shirts and jeans. wishes she could just keep her mouth shut. has conservative clothes, chooses not to wear them. spends her spare time reading, drinking, and pretending unicorns exist. eats really expensive chocolate, and has yummy lip-balm. wants to be a dinosaur when she grows up. rawr!